1. efaj:

    caliliope:

    bitchyteen:

    everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay

    even the boys?

    We have that one brah that makes everything okay

    (Source: deathreats, via somedumbpun)

    lovejoyjohnlock:

    askperseus-jackson:

    peetaismydandilion:

    bigbadwolf4755:

    nowyoukno:

    Learn more at nowyoukno.com

    Will Smith actually got younger

    Erm Hugh jackman 

    now:

    9 years ago:

    you guys are forgetting the most important one though

    24 years ago:

    image

    Now:

    image

    I think these people know the secret to immortality.

    (via stydiapanic)

  2. marxvx:

    if i as a retail worker have to work with a dozen cameras pointed at me to deter me from stealing $10, cops should have to work with a camera pointed at them to deter them from arbitrarily maiming and killing people

    (via silktofuprincess)

  3. fenchurchdent:

    chicklikemeblog:

    Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

    I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

    (via thebenedictcumberbatchsituation)

  4. thebestofallpossible:

    interstellarmage:

    i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

    KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
    REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

    i wonder what he’s up to these days.

    guarding our galaxy

    (via somedumbpun)

  5. thankyoucorndog:

    cataclysmic-soul:

    majiinboo:

    queertodaygonetomorrow:

    atane:

    wristxrocket:

    dear-drifter:

    lilightfoot:

    Remember.

    his life was totally in danger.

    ^^^^

    True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/23/pepper-spray-cop-settlement_n_4152147.html

    white people are literally demons

    Excuse me? White people are not demons, I am white and I am not a demon. That’s such a horrible thing to say, you don’t even know half of us. Stop saying things like this.

    how do you read this whole post and only get upset at that

    (Source: kropotkindersurprise, via dweebscar)

  6. acidpunch:

    still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

    and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”

    (via somedumbpun)

    • Me:   you can talk to me whenever you feel bad! I'll always be there for you
    • Me:   *bottles up problems* *doesnt talk about it with anyone* *lays in bed instead of trying to solve my own problems*